[ ...that's actually a less unpleasant chore, both because it wasn't something any mere trash could accomplish, and because washing Bester was a bit like caring for Xanxus himself (which may or may not also be a thing because who can be bothered to wash his own hair). Even if Squalo would end up scratched up or bitten (cats generally did not like baths, but tigers did sometimes enjoy water. Where were ligers on that scale?). ]
[ So he's not exactly complaining about that one, but -- ]
Do you know where you're staying yet?
[ Because he would need a bathtub, and also even if he steeled himself to drag the motherfucking giant chair to Xanxus' new residence, he certainly wasn't lugging it door to door while his Boss looked for lodgings. ]
[ A couple minutes later, he finally spots the throne on top of a particularly high rubble pile (how appropriate), and pulls at it. At first it doesn't budge, but he finally gets it to move -- ]
What the fuck am I doing.
[ A flash of blue light, and a huge shark wiggles toward Squalo, floating through the air as if it were water. Gritting his teeth and probably yelling a bit, he heaves the throne on Alo and pats her side so she would start moving. The weight doesn't seem to bother her. ]
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[ So he's not exactly complaining about that one, but -- ]
Do you know where you're staying yet?
[ Because he would need a bathtub, and also even if he steeled himself to drag the motherfucking giant chair to Xanxus' new residence, he certainly wasn't lugging it door to door while his Boss looked for lodgings. ]
[ A couple minutes later, he finally spots the throne on top of a particularly high rubble pile (how appropriate), and pulls at it. At first it doesn't budge, but he finally gets it to move -- ]
What the fuck am I doing.
[ A flash of blue light, and a huge shark wiggles toward Squalo, floating through the air as if it were water. Gritting his teeth and probably yelling a bit, he heaves the throne on Alo and pats her side so she would start moving. The weight doesn't seem to bother her. ]